redsuns-n-orangemoons:

    i-write-wrongs:

    realest thing I’ve seen in a while

    this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

    (Source: startswithabang, via miss-fucking-taurus)

  1. misswho221b:

    casually avoiding death

    he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

    (Source: quetedijewn, via kiss-my-everything)

  2. llamasgotoheaven:

    lovenlife4me:

    Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

    (via humoristics)

  3. graviolies:

    johnthedragon:

    kingofreaks:

    offendedrhino:

    Scientists are so clever with naming animals.

    No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.

    Heres a great video

    G’WEEEEEEHHH

    Gweeehhh

    (Source: thats-not-candy-thats-sand, via blcher)

    verifascinating:

    lovelynobody00:

    youngandnerdy:

    etchasketchbitch:

    time-to-shank-a-bitch:

    ….Witchcraft….

    I would eat the entire game before anybody wins.

    NO. WHENEVER YOU CAPTURE ONE OF YOUR OPPONENT’S PIECES, YOU GET TO EAT IT.

    this is basically beer pong for a vulcan

    Reblogging for that last comment

    (Source: tm73, via nojohnitsnotokay)

    mattyofshadow:

    deluxesherlock:

    bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

    fineas-and-pherb:

    Best backstory. (x)

    You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

    whA T

    NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

    (via blcher)

    lightspeedsound:

    WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

    (Source: afternoonsnoozebutton, via blcher)

  4. i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

    pussykraken:

    i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

    dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

    (via blcher)

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  6. Outfit of the Week: Good Girl

    myhaircrush:

    Outfit of the Week: Good Girl

    Global Girl Global Girl by globalcouture featuring Good Girl. Badd Hair

    IRO 80s leather jacket
    $1,645 – donnaida.com

    ONLY short skirt
    $24 – only.com

    Christian Louboutin white pumps
    barneys.com

    3 1 Phillip Lim leather tote bag
    ssense.com

    David yurman jewelry
    davidyurman.com

    Swarovski jewelry
    swarovski.com

    Luv Aj punk rock earrings
    pinkmascara.com

    SELECTED chunky necklace
    $54 – selected.com

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  7. viagrah:

    undercover-witch:

    You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

    So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

    image

    image

    image

    the last one omfg im so done

    (Source: dboybaker, via miss-fucking-taurus)

    loki-laufysbum:

    balloonpony:

    tyleroakley:

    peterfromtexas:

    Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

    NOPE

    No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

    Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

    Wait.

    (Source: iraffiruse, via miss-fucking-taurus)